Home
   
09:21am 13/01/2005
  Theory confirmed! I will be pregnant until I'm 25!! Someone call Guinness!! :)

Actually, we went from 1-2 cm, and I go back on Tuesday to talk about being induced... it would be nice if it would happen naturally sooner than that, but we all know that will never happen.
 
     Read 2 - Post
 
   
07:30am 13/01/2005
 
mood: cranky
I thought last night might have been "time" but the longer i laid there in bed, the better i started feeling, and this morning, i feel like usual, just grumpy as hell at being awake this early.

We're (being Doug and I, if he will ever get out of bed) off to the doctor this morning, so she can confirm that no progress has been made and that i'm going to be pregnant until i'm 25 (hey, I'll at least get in guinness for that one).

I wonder if they will still write you a ticket for not wearing a seat belt if the damn thing doesn't fit over your pregnant belly...
 
     Read 2 - Post
 
On my 269th day of being pregnant   
11:04am 06/01/2005
  We're a little more than 1 cm dilated... Hopefully Amira will be here sooner rather than later!  
     Read 3 - Post
 
   
02:38pm 05/01/2005
 
I am nerdier than 44% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!
 
     Read 1 - Post
 
Stolen from Monica's Xanga :)   
12:26pm 23/11/2004
 
mood: I have a cold.
music: Phones ringing... gonna scream!
Eighth Grade

what you were like: For the first half of the year I was the leader of the pack… looking back, I almost feel like I was the mob boss… if we got in trouble, it’s because it was my idea, if we stayed out of trouble, it’s because I said it wasn’t a good idea… I was a bad-ass basketball player, had all the boys, and was truly everything I wanted to be, just didn’t know it… second half of the year, I was the scared, weird, sheltered new kid in a new city, new school, new world. I went from the top to the absolute bottom, and it sucked.

your favorite class: Mrs. Keith’s math class.

your best friend: Adrienne S.

you have a crush on: Martin F. Rem S. and Emmanuel D.

something random: I got a truancy ticket this year… but it got dismissed because the truant officer got arrested for letting little underage (15-16) year old girls drink and drive w/him in his jeep.


Ninth Grade

you were like: To quote Monica, “High school was a fucking jungle”, and I so agree. I used to refer to lunch time in the commons area as the “mad sea of people”. My school only had 1100 or so students, but we ALL had the SAME lunch time! And it really was a mad sea of people. I was again, alone in a new school, knowing nobody, feeling strange, and it sucked. Met Monica in choir, and that definitely was awesome.

what was your favorite class: French with good ol’ pushover Canard ;) Or maybe it was Algebra 1 with Jarnigan… who knows.

your best friend: Good ol’ Monica H. I love that girl!

you have a crush on: The black dude with the big head… what WAS his name… oh yes, Ronald Scott.

something random: It’s weird coming from a small private school where everybody knows everybody and everyone grew up together to this large strange place where you know nobody and really feel like you’re on a job interview trying to make new friends…


Tenth Grade

what were you like: A woman on a mission. I decided to graduate early, and really blew my own mind daily at just how freakin smart I really am. Made more friends and really found my place in the high school world this year… learned to love school, and all was great.

your favorite class: Mrs. Lee was the shit, wasn’t she? It’s gonna be a close tie between her and Mr. Burge, because they were both great, but I think I will give it to ol’ Bill Burge, for helping me develop my love for Hemingway, and for understanding that I really can write something of worth, it’s just WEIRD!

your best friend: Definitely Monica, if memory serves, we were moderately inseparable this year.

you have a crush on: Hmm… good question… Bobby E. Definitely!

something random:


Eleventh Grade

what were you like: Last year of high school, I was unstoppable. I kicked ass and took names left and right, and got the hell out of that place.

your favorite class: I took British Lit at the community college, and my teacher was just plain amazing, hell, he helped me understand Shakespeare!

your best friend: The lunch crew in Mrs. Taylor’s room.

your crush: No recollection, really.

something random: I still hate, to this day, Franci Hazleton.


Senior Year
what were you like:
your favorite class:
your best friend:
who was your crush:
something random:


What now?: I’m married to my wonderful Dougie, I’ll be a mommy in January. Working a job, for now, that is taking me nowhere. I’m ready to go back to school and get smart again. I wanna be a nurse, or doctor. All in all, my world is great. Watch out!
 
     Post
 
   
09:54am 10/11/2004
 
JJolly
AAppealing
CCool
KKinky
IIrresistible
EExplosive
UUnusual
MMesmerizing
OOld
RRefined
UUnusual

Name / Username:


Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
 
     Post
 
   
09:36am 02/11/2004
  Lilypie Baby Days  
     Read 1 - Post
 
   
02:17pm 25/08/2004
  [my name is]: Jackie Umoru
[in the morning i am]: as good as a wet dog smells
[all i need is/are]: Doug, love, and my new hard pillow
[love is]: the way i feel about my husband
[i dream of]: what it's gonna be like to be a mommy.

:who:
[makes you laugh the most]: Probably my crazy ass sister...
[makes you smile]: my husband, when he makes that face
[do you have a crush on]: Doug Umoru, shhhhhh
[has a crush on you]: Dougie
[is easiest to talk to]: I'm not such a talker any more....

:who was the last person you:
[talked to on the phone]: I'm talking to a customer right now
[hugged]: my hubby this morning.
[you instant messaged]: my pops, a long time ago
[you laughed with]: Debbie at work, right now.

:do you/are you:
[could you live without the computer]: could, yes, but i dont wanna
[what's your favourite food]: noodles.
[what's your favourite fruit]: pineapple.
[what hurts the most]: when my husband tells me that...
[trust others too easily]: I'm workin on it.

:number:
[of continents i have lived in]: 1
[of drugs taken illegally]: 1
[of tight friends]: not nearly as many as i thought i had
[of CDs i own]: a few
[scars on my body]: too many, but a couple that count.
[of things from my past i regret]: regret doesnt change a thing.

:other things:
[i know]: that i'm going to be a mommy soon
[i want]: to be good at it!
[i have]: the best hubby in the world!
[i wish]: that this child would hurry up and get here
[i hate]: california
[i miss]: living in texas.
[i fear]: the dark
[i search]: for a world that understands that if everyone married someone from another race, we could end prejudice
[i love]: my crazy family
[i ache]: because i'm pregnant, deal.
[i care]: abotu everything
[i always]: make things matter.
[i dance]: when i am feeling sexy
[i cry]: daily
[i do not always]: be as nice as i should
[i write]: in my head
[i win]: seldomly
[have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing]: fishoe
[favourite place to be kissed]: there.... no, there...
[have you ever been caught "doing something"]: :)

:self analysis you probably don't want to do:
[your biggest flaw (physical)]: I'm a big girl.
[your best feature (physical)]: See previous.... plus, i have a hot nose.
[your best feature (personality)]: I'm a good listener
[your biggest flaw (personality)]: I'm needy
[biggest mistake you've made thus far]: School
[describe your personality in one word]: intoxicating
[the physical feature for which you are most often complimented]: eyes :)
[person you regret sleeping with]: C.G., H.L., C.R., E.H., W.J., E.H., B,P,&K, W.S., and I'm sure there's more
[you feel most attractive when]: doug tells me i am
[distinguising marks]: 2 tattoos, a kermit that gets fatter the more pregnant i get, and a heart on my shoulder (cuz i didnt want it on my sleeve)
[allergies]: everything
[lucky number]: 7
[a smell that makes you smile]: Lolita
[a taste that makes you melt]: noodles
[a hobby that occupies your time]: sewing (i dont do much of it any more though)
[a city you'd like to visit]: Home
[a country you'd like to explore]: Germany (so i can see if we all have German-knee) and France
[a drink you order most often]: Lemonade
[mood after finishing this long survey]: glad its over
 
     Read 1 - Post
 
   
08:22pm 25/07/2004
 
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...mysterious
Your hugs are...to die for
Your eyes...burn into my heart
Your touch is...the only thing I desire
Your smell is...exotic
Your smile is...entrancing
Your love is...everlasting
Quiz created with MemeGen!
 
     Read 1 - Post
 
Reflections...   
12:05pm 10/06/2004
 
mood: thoughtful
music: Stupid customers talking in my ear...
Some random things I have noticed lately...

...Chris looks a lot like Tyler, I've had a bad feeling about him from the beginning, no wonder I don't care for Tyler...

...Joel writes like Hemingway...

...Sasha's new-found facination with one-size-fits-all mumu's and bird sanctuaries really freaks me out, but it's funny at the same time...

...it's even funnier that she's proud of the one-size-fits-all status...

...I love noodles, but hate sauces...

...water is really really nasty...

...The people on power-trips at work, really make this a terrible place to be at times...

...My sister, silly as she may be, is a really neat person...

...Her boyfriend is a good guy, just a little quiet for my taste...

...The people on my team at work are really understanding, and really great people...

...I want to be a psychiatrist, but don't think I will ever finish school...

...The longer I think about it, the more I realize that I AM the failure child in the family...

...I am living what I always said would/could never happen to me...

...Currently, I am miserable, and that's a hard thing to admit...

...I feel very co-dependent, and I think that's something I am going to have to get used to, because living alone is killing me...

...I'm done...
 
     Read 5 - Post
 
In case anyone cares....   
02:01pm 26/04/2004
  Not that anyone reads this any more, but just in case anyone wanted to know, Doug and I got married saturday morning, and I am now 19 weeks pregnant! :)  
     Post
 
   
12:22am 19/02/2004
 
mood: lonely


create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide
 
     Read 4 - Post
 
   
09:11am 31/10/2003
 
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
moogsrock goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Kermit the Frog..
cholesterol gives you 9 yellow chocolate-flavoured gummy bats.
damaydama gives you 6 pink coconut-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
lofiordie gives you 10 tan spearmint-flavoured miniature candy bars.
prettyinpink gives you 14 light blue vanilla-flavoured gumdrops.
screamer tricks you! You get a broken balloon.
spinsterkid tricks you! You get a dead frog.
moogsrock ends up with 39 pieces of candy, a broken balloon, and a dead frog.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
 
     Post
 
   
09:30am 29/10/2003
  CWINDOWSDesktopFightclub.jpg
Fight Club!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
brought to you by Quizilla
 
     Post
 
Quick weekend rundown.   
09:20am 20/10/2003
 
mood: loved
Ok so Friday, dougie got back, hip hip hurray, i was totally thrilled. Me, Dougie, Stephanie and Rob went to see TX chainsaw massacre... totally worth seeing. I loved it and i dont like scary movies. Saturday dougie and i spent most of the day watching goonies in coleman's bed. then, saturday night after too many stops and changes of mind and everything else we went to TJ. That was a totally worthwhile experience. We had a great time dancing and they drank and stuff, but while we were dancing and not worrying, there are people outside, moms, sleeping on the sidewalks with their babies. It made me sad. The taxi drivers are crazy. 'nuff said. Sunday, dougie threw up in coleman's car on the way home, and then we just kinda laid around at home because dougie left his car keys in coleman's car and coleman went on a road trip. so we walked to horton plaza and looked around, went home and took a quick nap, coleman brought keys and then we went to target. picked up a couple necessities and then went home. then later, we went to see kill bill. only we got there at 8:45 and the next showing was at 9:50. i pointed out that we wouldnt get home till like 12:30-1:00 and i reminded dougie that he has to get up at 0600 and he said 'roger that' and we had dinner instead... me, dougie, and stephanie. then we went home and watched matrix reloaded, then went to bed!
 
     Post
 
Today is D-day... hahaha   
09:07am 17/10/2003
 
mood: So excited i could pee
That's right... it's Dougie day, haha. He comes back today, in fact, right now, he is on his way home to me. I am so excited!
 
     Post
 
Day two...   
11:05am 11/10/2003
 
mood: lonely
music: Some Reba on the radio at work.
Today is day two of fourteen of Dougie's adventures in Virginia. I don't know how he is, what he's doing, or anything else like that... I don't even really know how I am. I couldn't sleep last night... I'm so worried, and I don't think I should be. I'm worried that he won't be coming home to me, that something is going to happen. That's my luck for the most part... maybe it won't be that way this time.

I am so thankful for my sister. Its amazing how people can grow up and accept their differences, build some bridges and get the fuck over things. At this point in time, I don't know what I would do without her. I'd feel incomplete.

I want to go home to Texas so bad. I could live without seeing my step-mom, and of course, I could live without the inevitable "go back to college" lectures, but in general, it would just be nice to go, and relax, and catch up, go through my stuff, sort through it, and totally move myself into one place, so I don't have to feel torn between two homes any more, because right now, like it or not, my home is here, and I need to feel 100% into it.

--maybe I will just have dad ship the stuff...--
 
     Post
 
   
10:30pm 30/09/2003
  I just wanted everyone to know... I love Doug.  
     Post
 
   
11:15pm 23/09/2003
  Today is September 23rd. My birthday is in exactly 48 days. Don't forget!  
     Post
 
Good times.... stolen from user mmmmjournal   
06:19pm 14/08/2003
  YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 80's IF

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair"
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a
club of your own.
6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom.
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock".
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales".
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch
cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at
school.
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a
knot on the side.
17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
18. You wore a Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it.
19. L.A. Gear...
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.
21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all the
Ramona books. Ramona completed in 1st grade.
22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"
23. You wanted to be a Goonie.
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing.
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell
off...
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
27. You took Lunch Pails to school.
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
29. You still get the urge to! say "NOT" after every sentence.
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
32. You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up.
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you
exchanged friendship bracelets.
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are,
but what am I?"
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were in-line skates.
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.
41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.
42. You remember Popples.
43. "Don't worry, be happy"
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
45. You wore socks scrunched down.
46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
47. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.
49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"
50. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales"
51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.
52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By
the Bell", the ORIGINAL class.
55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THRU THE HEART.
56. You just sang those words to yourself.(didn't you)
57.You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.
58.You cut your t-shirts in half and wore it with your homemade Levi
shorts..(the shorter the better)
59. You remember when mullets were cool!
60. You had a mullet!
61. You still sing "We are the World"
62. You used to bake shrink a dinks
63. You cooked your favorite meal in your easy bake oven
64. You had to have every G.I. Joe that came out
65. You had a POW-GO-Ball
66. You thought Kirk Cameron was hot.
67. You had the latest Atari
68. You owned and wore the Micheal Jackson Glove
69. You loved the game of Hide-and-seek
70. You wore Peace earrings
71. You either feathered your hair or had high bangs
72. Your first doll was the Cabbage Patch Kids
73. Your bed had all the Care Bears on it
74. You went to Chuckie Cheese
75. You remember that you could ride your bike in the street and not wear a
helmet
76. You knew that boys/girls had cooties
77. You loved to play heads up 7-up on rainy days at school
78. You wanted every day to be show and tell
79. You thought dodge ball was the best "sport" at school
80. You remember getting your first kiss on the play ground
 
     Read 1 - Post
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Advertisement